Those of you that have been paying attention know that we’ve recently signed an exclusive worldwide distribution deal of Pierre Fitch’s DVD line.  Well, I’m happy to show you the trailer for the first DVD we’ll be coming out with called, Pierre Fitch is “Cuffed and Fucked”.  Like the dirty little man that he is, Harem Hottie Pierre Fitch rounded up some sexy hot boys to plow and/or to plow him, all while being gagged, handcuffed, etc….. (You could see Pierre REALLY getting pounded towards the end there–HOT!)  Here’s the trailer!

PIERRE FITCH: CUFFED & FUCKED!

Pierre’s Fitch’s CUFFED AND FUCKED now available at Studmall.com!

This title is shipping soon from Euro Media Distribution.

Your Truly,

Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

Just wanted to give another heads up!  We’re getting new studios here left and right and we’ve added another one to the family!

Euro Media Distribution Becomes Exclusive Distributor for Fitch Media

New York, NY – 15 January 2010 – Euro Media Distribution (www.euromediawholesale.com) has signed an exclusive agreement for worldwide DVD distribution of Fitch Media.

International cover model Pierre Fitch is a household name in the gay adult world. His journey from young twink to a veritable stud has been chronicled by studios such as Falcon, Jocks, and Video Boys. His personality has made him a fan favorite. As the head of his own studio line, Pierre Fitch brings his talent and experience in front and behind the camera.

The next release, “Cuffed & Fucked,” is shipping February 22nd, 2010.

“We’re very excited to distribute Pierre Fitch’s DVD line,” says Hugo Harley, Product Manager of Euro Media Distribution. “His looks, his sex appeal, and his charm are part of a complete package and make him an ideal fit with our company. When you couple this with his use of hot models in his productions, one gets a bestselling studio line.”

“What an amazing way to start the New Year,” says Pierre Fitch. “I can’t wait to start this new relationship with Euro Media to expand my fan base all over the world! With Euro Media’s distribution and PornTeam.com’s marketing, I’m hoping 2010 will be the year of Pierre Fitch!”

So there you have it: Pierre Fitch studio is coming to Euro Media! I’ll personally tending to Mr. Fitch’s needs to ensure that he is fully satisfied!

Pierre Fitch in cuffs... hot!

Look for it soon!

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

Here is Part II of the Harley Awards.  I’ll just finish rounding out my selects from the past year.

Outstanding Actor in a Feature Film:  Where the sex actually comes second!  Each winner showed that they had the acting chops to carry a film….though getting naked didn’t hurt.

Outstanding Actor

Outstanding Hunk/Stud Feature:  No Twinks Allowed!  Manly men are hot and that’s all there is to it!  Sweat, adrenaline & testosterone fill the screen when these guys perform.

Outstanding Screenplay for a Feature Film:  Sometimes it takes a good story to turn the heat up.  These stories and plots moved the sex along and actually made fucking even hotter.

Outstanding Pro/Am Movie:  Who needs big budgets?  Movies like these are hot because of the authenticity of the performance of the models.  You come in, you fuck, you come, you leave.

Outstanding Performance of the Year:  Bottom, top, twink, bear, stud, oral, fisting, bareback, piss, spanking…. no matter what these guys did, you’d get the movie because they were in it!

Outstanding Performance

Outstanding Film of the Year:  These movies have achieve greatness indeed.  The formula for calculating this category? Easy.  If it could stick out in the mind of the jaded Product Manager of a distributor that carries over 400 films, with 3 new releases a week, after 800 hours of viewing lots of similar content, it’s a keeper.

So there you have it, my friends; my list of must haves from 2009.  As I’ve mentioned before, this year will be a most exciting one.  Until next time.

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA.

I’m BAAAACCCKKK!

Fellow GPAs:

I am back from my much needed mini-vakay.  2009 really took a lot out me and I had to recharge to  bring you news from behind the scenes of the gay porn world.  Looking back at 2009, I’m really happy to have had so much fun doing something I love: watching gay porn… Many a queer would love to be in my position, I know.  So, my promise to you is to make this year even better than last year.  Especially now that I’m working on Horns & Halos…. (whoops did I give away the title of the next Cocky Boys movie?!)  Well, you can expect a lot of secrets (and semen) spilled this upcoming year.

Before I delve into porn news and the happenings of the company, I’d like to dedicate this weekend to the talent of 2009.  Since there will be no GAYVNs this year, I’ve decided to give out my own awards: the Harley Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Gay Adult Movies.  Everybody loves to be recognized for their work…porn producers are no different.  I’ve already calculated that I spent over 800 hours in the past year watching porn movies.  It’s time to put that time to good use.  Now unlike other awards, there is no one winner of these awards (face it, EVERYBODY wins when there’s an orgasm to be had).  Instead, I’ll name 3 winners in every category mentioned.

AND, each of these movies could be found on StudMall.com or sites of which I am a major fan (surprise, surprise.)

Outstanding Topping Performance:  These men commanded their scenes…. and their submissive bottoms.  When looking at their performance, you wanted to be on the receiving end of whatever they were dishing out.

Outstanding Bottoming Performance:  It takes a great (and hung!) man to be a top…. it takes an even greater (and tighter) man to be a bottom.  These bottoms made you wish that you came home to them…. in bed… wearing their knees as earrings.

Outstanding Bottoms

Outstanding Direction:  A director carefully crafts a movie to make an orgasmic vision.  These talented directors have made movies that make us cum EVERY time.

Outstanding Direction of the Year

Outstanding Twink Feature:  Boys Boys Boys!  These fey young things make our pants get tighter as they move their lithe bodies.

Outstanding Twink Features

Don’t worry guys, I’ll have more awards soon including Outstanding Actor and Outstanding Film!

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA

It is the most wonderful time of the year…. if you’re on a sunny beach.  In case you haven’t noticed, I hate the cold.  I’m not a snow lover either.  But I do live in a city that has biting winters.  And because it is NYC, I’ll deal.

And now we’ll wrap up the Top 10 Euro Media DVDs of 2009.

Alphamale Media's Out on the Orgy

At #5, we have have the first collection from Alphamale Media, Out On the Orgy.  This proved to be a great video.  I will tell you that I’m a BIG fan of threeways and fourgies.  I could understand why you guys were all clamoring for this one.  Hunky guys fucking each other in every way imaginable.  Loads flying all over the place hitting every person there.

Synopsis: Hard and hairy hunks enjoying the hottest orgies eith one another!! Spit roasted studs and cum covered cubs will make sure you know exactly how men fuck, rubbing their hairy chests against one another in Alphamale’s finest group sex adventures in the great outdoors, sleazy sex bars and even on a pool table!!

Buy OUT ON THE ORGY Here!

Alphamale Media's Out at the Gym

The #4 bestselling movie we distributed this year also came from Alphamale Media: Out at the Gym.  Daniel Marvin, Pedro Andreas & Ross Hurston star in a feature about men working out, at… well, a gym.  This hunk filled release had you guys flexing your groin muscles.

Synopsis: Gym-fit muscle bound hunks work up more than a sweat in this journey into relieving built up sexual frustration, with hot tight bodies, these hairy men work their stiff dicks into waiting mouths and begging butts, pinned to the workbench or threesome fucking, this is one gym whose membership’s gonna sky-rocket!!

Buy OUT AT THE GYM Here!

Satyr Films' Savages

Our #3 entry is from our newest producer, Satyr Films.  SAVAGES is one of those title that I have reviewed and had to cover my eyes (while peeking through my fingers) when watching.  See my review here.   Some highlights are “Gianni’s choking on giant cock or Luke Cross being used and flung around like a sock puppet, there are so many aspects of Savages that I almost couldn’t believe was happening.  If you like RAW UNINHIBITED SEX between INSATIABLE men, then Savages is your movie.  Trust me, you cock will thank you later.”

Synopsis: Savages is a brutal gangbang where we got some past favorite Satyrs along with a couple of new inductees. We have taken a liking to straight stud Gianni as we have used him in several scenes in the last few months. Wait till you see what Rock does to him in the final scene of the movie.

Buy SAVAGES here!

Videoboys' Knockout

Our #2 bestseller is from another release from another favorite producer, VideoBoys.  KnockOut features Harem Hottie Pierre Fitch in all the scenes that he’s done with VideoBoys.  For those of you that don’t know, Pierre started with VideoBoys some time ago.  Kinsey Russel (director) was the first to film Pierre… sexually.  Since then, VideoBoys has had lots of cuties on their site.  (I currently have a crush on Lukas Wild & Bobby Long. Both are hot guys with big dicks.  Both work “manly man” jobs.)

Synopsis: Pierre Fitch has a new passion: BOXING. On this DVD, Pierre stars in an all-new scene from Videoboys, showing off his boxing and fucking mastery with his buddy, The BIG DICKED JOCK Cliff Beltane. Watch seven more of Pierre’s best scenes with Videoboys, featuring his hottest action as both ENTHUSIASTIC BOTTOM and HARD-POUNDING TOP.

Buy Pierre Fitch: Knockout here!

So I’m going to be a tease and let you wait until tomorrow to find out our #1 bestselling title from Euro Media.  I’ll tell now that this guy is also my Harem Hottie of the Year.

Sincerely

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

I’ve been hinting a few times about a couple of new studios that we’ve got lined up for wholesale.  I can’t divulge the name of one of the studios yet but I can tell you that this harem hottie will make a splash when his next DVD comes out.  This pornstar-turned-producer has a knack for making men spill their seed!  Here’s a graphic for the title.

Who gets Cuffed and fucked? Tune in tomorrow!

-Hugo Harley, GPA

PS: I’ve left clues all over the place!

Hmmm.... rough and tough.

Now what could I say about Pierre Fitch that hasn’t already been said?  He is Brian Ritz’ No. 1 Stud Muffin and leaves Benny Morecock speechless.  Pierre is hot… plain and simple.  He’s just a beautiful guy that is endowed.  He’s got the perfect package.  I did meet Pierre last year before his birthday.  He had a shoot with Joe O.  (A couple of these awesome images are actually used in Knockout [like the front cover.])  The second I saw him I thought to myself, This boy was Photoshopped into existence!  He’s FLAWLESS.

The resting Adonis

So I thought I’d share with you some images from Joe O’s shoot with Pierre as well as the interview from Knockout.  Please refrain from licking your screen.

Beautiful assets!

Hugo Harley’s Harem Hottie: Pierre Fitch

If you’d like to get the Knockout DVD, go to Benny’s site here.   If you’d rather watch his latest scene from VideoBoys, click here.

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

My name is Hugo Harley and I’m a (semi-functional) gay porn addict. How serious is this beautiful affliction?

• On Mondays, I down Matt Hughes tablets.
• On Tuesdays, I snort some Phillipe Delvaux.
• On Wednesdays, I freebase Alex Stevens.
• On Thursdays, I shoot up some Logan McCree.
• After work on Fridays, I start my weekends with 1 liter of 100 Proof Pierre Fitch.

I post reviews of the best gay porn movies that come across my desk. As the Product & Promotions Manager for Euro Media Distribution, I’m privy to many movies from the hottest studios. Always look for exclusive pictures, trailers and news to come this way!

Because I’m very much a liberal and don’t believe in censorship, in order preserve my own integrity I’ll always write ONLY about the hottest movies and scenes here.  If it ain’t mentioned here, it means I was too polite to trash it.  I only want to give you the hottest movies out there…. and I don’t mean Zac-Efron-shirtless hot.  I mean Gerard-Butler-in-300-kicking-ass-then-pounding-his-wife-hardcore hot.  I’m talking about Brad-Pitt-in-Fight-Club hot.  Think of me as the NY Times of Gay Porn: All the movies that’s fit to watch.  You’ll find them here.

Your GPA: Hugo Harley