It’s a wonderful Saturday here in New York City and I’m in a pleasant mood… (probably b/c I didn’t wake up with a hangover.)  So, I thought I’d share with you the cover of FUCK THE HELL OUT OF ME, the 3rd Cocky Boys film coming out in a few weeks time!

Jesse Santana graces the cover for Cocky Boys' Fuck the Hell Out Me

With every release, Kyle Majors tries to deliver the best of the best.  This time around, the focus was on aggressive TOPS pounding the HELL out of Power Bottoms.  With Skylar Caine, Kai Cruz, Jesse Santana, and Wolf Hudson, you could tell that this one will be a scorcher.  As always, here are some pictures from the next movie.

Scottie Brooks topping Tory Mason

Nelson Troy gets fucked by Kai Cruz

Seth Clark Fucking Jesse Santana

You know you love it!

-Hugo Harley, Certifiably Sober-for-now GPA

I’m BAAAACCCKKK!

Fellow GPAs:

I am back from my much needed mini-vakay.  2009 really took a lot out me and I had to recharge to  bring you news from behind the scenes of the gay porn world.  Looking back at 2009, I’m really happy to have had so much fun doing something I love: watching gay porn… Many a queer would love to be in my position, I know.  So, my promise to you is to make this year even better than last year.  Especially now that I’m working on Horns & Halos…. (whoops did I give away the title of the next Cocky Boys movie?!)  Well, you can expect a lot of secrets (and semen) spilled this upcoming year.

Before I delve into porn news and the happenings of the company, I’d like to dedicate this weekend to the talent of 2009.  Since there will be no GAYVNs this year, I’ve decided to give out my own awards: the Harley Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Gay Adult Movies.  Everybody loves to be recognized for their work…porn producers are no different.  I’ve already calculated that I spent over 800 hours in the past year watching porn movies.  It’s time to put that time to good use.  Now unlike other awards, there is no one winner of these awards (face it, EVERYBODY wins when there’s an orgasm to be had).  Instead, I’ll name 3 winners in every category mentioned.

AND, each of these movies could be found on StudMall.com or sites of which I am a major fan (surprise, surprise.)

Outstanding Topping Performance:  These men commanded their scenes…. and their submissive bottoms.  When looking at their performance, you wanted to be on the receiving end of whatever they were dishing out.

Outstanding Bottoming Performance:  It takes a great (and hung!) man to be a top…. it takes an even greater (and tighter) man to be a bottom.  These bottoms made you wish that you came home to them…. in bed… wearing their knees as earrings.

Outstanding Bottoms

Outstanding Direction:  A director carefully crafts a movie to make an orgasmic vision.  These talented directors have made movies that make us cum EVERY time.

Outstanding Direction of the Year

Outstanding Twink Feature:  Boys Boys Boys!  These fey young things make our pants get tighter as they move their lithe bodies.

Outstanding Twink Features

Don’t worry guys, I’ll have more awards soon including Outstanding Actor and Outstanding Film!

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA

I’VE RETURNED!!  For those of you who didn’t know, I was resting at an ashram in a remote corner of the world.  I was able to meditate, contemplate my life, and rid myself of mental impurities.  After that half-hour was over, I spent the next 2 weeks sneaking peeks at hot guys every chance I got.  One thing I’ve got to say about self-imposed seclusion: It makes your return to world much more sweet!

And it’s even sweeter when you come in and notice that the first Cocky Boys DVD, BORN TO FUCK, has become the No. 2 most rented and bought Gay DVD in America according to JRL CHARTS ONLINE.  Two words: FUCK YEAH!!!  (I’m currently hatching a plan to have Sebastian Young “take care” of Tommy Anders, the cover model of the No. 1 movie, Big Dicked Twinks.  A convict on the run versus a skinny twink…. who’ll come out on top?)

While I dance a little jig: Here’s the trailer for Born To Fuck, the No. 2 movie in America.

BORN TO FUCK Takes Over America…Almost

I’ve also found out that Ben Morecock has the 2nd Cocky Boys movie, First Time Fucked, on pre-order on StudMall.com.  I will implore you to pre-order your copy today.  Why? Well, I could tell you that Brodie Sinclair getting fucked for the first is not to be missed.  Or I can say bottom extraordinaire Jesse Santana FUCKING superhung top Wolf Hudson will make you shoot you load all over the place.  Maybe Derrick Vinyard being pounded on a grassy knoll by Dante will do the trick….  Get the movie, buy some lube.  You’ll have fun, trust me!

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified Prodigal GPA

Look at that hole...

As we’re counting down the worldwide release of Cocky Boys’ first DVD Born To Fuck, I’ve been showcasing the hot talent that Kyle Majors have managed to use on his site.  For me no other bottom could catch my eye the way Jesse Santana does.  Take two parts gorgeous, 3 parts hotness, four parts booty and a dash of “innocence” and you’ve got the recipe for a perfect Jesse!  The boy could take it as well as give it.  But when Jesse comes on the screen, I’ve got eyes only for him.

You know what? Let the pictures and video clip do the talking; the “King of Kink” Wolf Hudson does the pounding (more on Wolf soon)!  [As always, all images and video are courtesy and copywright of CockyBoys.com]

Hugo Harley’s (Cocky) Harem Hottie: Jesse Santana

A stick and balls... how apt

Hmm... goodness

Jesse Santana

Nice, thick, juicy....

Leaving you with this sight....

How can you resist this kid!?

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA