I Need Gay Porn: an Addict’s Persperctive

Posted By on September 11, 2009

Fellow GPAs:

My name is Hugo Harley and I’m a (semi-functional) gay porn addict. How serious is this beautiful affliction?

  • On Mondays, I down Matt Hughes tablets.
  • On Tuesdays, I snort some Phillipe Delvaux.
  • On Wednesdays, I freebase Alex Stevens.
  • On Thursdays, I shoot up some Logan McCree.
  • After work on Fridays, I start my weekends with 1 liter of 100 Proof Pierre Fitch.

I post reviews of the best gay porn movies that come across my desk. As the Product & Promotions Manager for Euro Media Distribution, I’m privy to many movies from the hottest studios. Always look for exclusive pictures, trailers and news to come this way!

Because I’m very much a liberal and don’t believe in censorship, in order preserve my own integrity I’ll always write ONLY about the hottest movies and scenes here.  If it ain’t mentioned here, it means I was too polite to trash it.  I only want to give you the hottest movies out there…. and I don’t mean Zac-Efron-shirtless hot.  I mean Gerard-Butler-in-300-kicking-ass-then-pounding-his-wife-hardcore hot.  I’m talking about Brad-Pitt-in-Fight-Club hot.  Think of me as the NY Times of Gay Porn: All the movies that’s fit to watch.  You’ll find them here.

Your GPA: Hugo Harley

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Product Manager of EuroMedia Distribution as well as fellow Gay Porn Addict!

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2 Responses to “I Need Gay Porn: an Addict’s Persperctive”

  1. I need a dude in me. Please send me an email if you want a bear! BartAMiller@msn.com

  2. I’m sorry, I meant I need a dude INSIDE me. BartAMiller@msn.com

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